Kim Kardashian Age: 36; October 21, 1980

KIM KARDASHIAN

Age: 36; October 21, 1980 It's no easy task to keep up with Kim Kardashian. For more than nine seasons, the E! reality star has chronicled her life on the top-rated series, Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Whether going on family trips, enjoying lunch dates with her sisters or venturing into new business opportunities, Kim has allowed cameras to follow her life for many years. Along the way, Kardashian has proven to be a smart business woman as she launched several of her own perfumes and obtained several endorsement deals for various companies. Being the family girl that she is, Kim also collaborated with her sisters Kourtney and Khloé for a Sears and QVC fashion line. Together, the three sisters also own three DASH boutiques, often featured on their E! reality shows. Recently, Kim was able to show off her acting chops on both the big and small screen. In 2012, she appeared in four episodes of Drop Dead Diva. One year later, Kardashian made the big screen for Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor. In a surprise announcement that even her biggest fans didn't see coming, Kanye West announced near the end of 2012 that Kim was pregnant with the couple's first child. Kardashian gave birth to a beautiful baby girl June 15 in Los Angeles. The couple agreed to name the baby North West, or "Nori" for short. The name symbolizes the highest power and both parents view North as their highest point together. Kim and Kanye gave Nori a little brother when their son Saint West was born on Dec. 5, 2015. As she enjoys her title as mom, Kim continues to communicate with her fans including her 18 million-plus Twitter followers. In a recent post on her website, the new mom thanked fans for their support. "I'm enjoying this time to fully embrace motherhood and spend time at home with my family," she wrote. "I am so blessed to have the support of my family and fans in this beautiful moment."

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Her is Jokes are unashamedly borrowed from many sources - that makes it research, not plagiarism. I made one up once and it got told by lots of people - can I claim copyright? - No no, nor would I want to......Oh, and the jokes are not guaranteed to make you laugh, only you can do that, but they are guaranteed to feature some of what people refer to as 'politically not correct' language, you have been warned.I make no apologies for the jokes at the expense of good taste, nor any organised religion either; any church that can react to a comedian by publicly deriding him as a dangerous terrorist, whilst previously blessing the funerals of Pinochet and Franco, and perpetuating the abuse of tens of thousands of children deserves more ridicule than it gets.Jokes of previous DaysA man is standing on top of the safety wall at the edge of a New York Skyscaper leaning towards certain death. The doorman of the building bravely goes up to try and talk him down."Hey... guy...errm, you believe in God don't you?"The man leans back away from the edge, "yes, yes I do""Well so do I!, let's talk this thing..."The man takes one mini-step away from the edgeThe Doorman asks, "So which religion, which church are you?""I'm a Christian", he says, "Baptist","That's amazing, so am I!" said the doorman, "Which type of Baptist are you?""Northern Baptist", said the man takling a good step back from the roof edge."AMAZING!, me too", said the doorman, "So, well, are you with the branch that sided with Pastor Corey?""YES! said the man."Die Dog!" said the doorman pushing him off the roof.